Here is the revised secrets
We kept most of them and just got rid of the the really really really stupid ones
I recommend using this entire list.....
one secret per page
I learned what kind of girl she REALLY was
I have a huge collection of porn
This class was a joke
I cheated my way through high school and I slept with my math teacher. Twice.
I can’t stand the idiots that go to this school. I thought this place was special.
I don't know if Advertising is right, it seems fairly evil.
Lately I've been wishing that I was pregnant with his baby so I could abort it and break his heart like he broke mine.
I don’t know what is wrong with this shit
I did my best. I thought it would work out. Does it?
My daughter has a bum dimple
I am in love
Today is the day...u know...women thing... :$
I do cocaine.
I seriously need to get laid
I most definitely peed in my boyfriends bed by accident when I was drunk...but I didn’t have the heart to tell him... He probably hasn't washed the sheets yet.
I did it wid my high skool teacher
I lost my virginity to a family pet.
I moved here on a last-minute decision. I wish I had waited longer to make it definite.
I had sex in McDonalds and threw fries all over the place!
I shop in the kids section
I want that chick so bad.
I counterfeit all my report cards from grade nine to grade 12
I wish I was married
I pee standing up
I think 12 year old boys are hot.
THIS BOOTH STOLE OUR SECRET - COME CHECK OUT THE SECRET BOOTH BEHIND THIS TENT!!!!!
I hope we do this project every semester
I 'm addicted and I don't know if I have the will power to stop.
Once I peed on my girlfriend's bed.
I want to be with a woman.... because I am one...
When I was 6, I killed my neighbor’s dog with a branch stuck in his eye.
I lie all the time
I'm still in love with my exgirlfriend, even though I'm dating another girl.
I have 8 toes on one foot
I've never had a boyfriend before, and I'm turning 21...HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!
Canadian boys are scary
I'm still in love with my exboyfriend in Ryerson and we are a friends for benefit now.
I had a crash on an old prof...
I had sex with 4 guys
I cant dance…
I've been raped
My cat gave me a hickey
I like cookies
My parents used to smuggle bibles into the Soviet Union.
I still wet the bed
I still play with Barbies
There is nothing better in the world than looking at rumps.
Sometimes I want to hit my daughter
I am madly in love with John Frusciante
When I was in grade 11 my ex-girlfriend cheated on me, dumped me and the called herself a lesbian to hurt my feelings.
I have a small penis.
I killed my cat
I hate being a Human..I wanna be a dog...little one
I skipped off of work to be here. They don't know that I'm missing... yet.
I once slept on a skid in the middle of the forest, frankly.
I think lesbians are hot
I once stole money from a UNICEF box!!!
Deleted my Ex's Facebook
I just cut in line for the secret machine.
I love myself more then I love my girlfriend...that's why I left her
I've smoked in Dufferin Mall....ya! 420
I'm very disappointed with the cookies in the ego booth. I expected them to be soft and they were hard and I didn't want to complain
postsecret.com is now my second favorite confessional & compared to this booth.
I am the biggest romantic ever.
I want to fight my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend.
I secretly wish I wasn't in love with you. Sometimes.
I once ate a chocolate bar I found in the toilet.
I am addicted to pornography.
I have two Second Life avatars. One is a boy and the other is a girl. The one I enjoy using is the girl. I'm a boy.
My life's goal is to give my true love the best blow job he's ever had
Marilyn Monroe isn't really dead, I see her late at night munching in my attic when I leave out a plate of Tylenols. Shhh!
I am a man. I sit down to pee.
I go to OCAD and I can't draw.
I want to have sexual intercourse with a bonobo
monkey (because apparently they do it just like we do)
I'm i love with my sister's friend
I had no fun today
I'm dating a virgin and can't wait to fuck him
I think the foosball game is the bestest.
I hate my roommate
I'm in love with a prof!
I want to go streaking with a whole bunch of people around
I have a secret crush on Shawn my PID teacher. He is so adorable xox
I once ate rancid chicken out of a old sock
Spending money makes me feel good
I was born with two left feet. I wear regular shoes to hide from myself.
I hate new media
I find masochism fascinating.
I am secretly in love with my gay best friend…He is so hot..lol
I haven't showered for a week
I sell drugs by day, and waffle-trafficking by night
I have a thing for white guys...hee hee hee
I hated our istallation!!!
My fridge has curry chicken from last year
I love you.
I love my Hanbi...don't tell her.
I luv EVE……. tell her
I poo three times a day
I'm gay
My sixth finger was removed when I was a baby
I foolishly kissed my buddy's girlfriend
I have a crush on Shawn M. the PID teacher
I wasted 10 years of my life smoking cigarettes and doing drugs!!!
I once stole from a covieniece store, just about everyday on the way home from school in grade nine
I hate boys
I drove with out my license
I have 2 hands
Me and jason took care of all of this jazz so whoever s in charge of making the book copy and past it or whatever
good luck