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Reciept # 13

A saturday morning when I am expecting to have alot of sleep, my mom starts banging my bedroom door at 9 a.m telling me to wake up as she needs me to go to the superstore to buy the supplies she needs for my younger sister's birthday party.

I took a good hour to get out of bed, wash my face, brush my teeth and change clothes; even though now I was all ready to go out of the house, the bed was too tempting to leave so I decide to just lie down but as always I fell asleep.

After another hour went by, my mom walked back into the bassement and freak out and started screaming at me, "why are you still in bed, get out of bed go upstairs bring me all the items from the store. I have only 3 hours to get everything ready and you are still at home, when are you going to leave? when are you goin to bring everything? GET UPPP..."

strolling up the stairs, I made my way to the list that was waiting for me on the table with the two 20 dollar bills.

the list read:

-1 juice jug
-chicken wings
-fish stew
-2 brown beans' bags
-tomato bolog
-2 sardines
-chocolate croissants
-cooked meatloaf
-sausage rolls
-gouda cheese
-cooked sausage
-chocolate sprinkles
-a set of stamps
-4 monkey boy toys




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Reciept # 14

"... why is it taking him sooo long!!"

I had sent brother to buy me a pack of cigarettes, its been 30 minutes and he is still not back; this is really pissing me off!!!! Finally after all the wait I hear the door open. He comes up to me and brings me the wrong pack of smokes...

"$%^%^ $%^%, you brought the wrong pack, now I have to go all da way back to the store myself!!"

Cursing my younger all day, I finally make it to the store after walking for 10 mins.
"Nice! They have salted crisps... hmmm, this mini coconut looks good... well, now that I am here I should get my mom that hair spray she has been talking about..."
I started scanning all the iles when my eyes came across the amazing 'Candy&Creme' and as always being a big candy fan, I had to buy a packet.
Just when I was enjoying impulsive my shopping for random items before returning the pack of cigarettes at the counter, I got a call from my mom giving me a list of the things she needs and as I am already at the store, might aswell get them; and obviously her list would never be a short one:

"All right Shaheer, here are things I need you to bring on the way back, don't forget, okay? ... anyways we need some dry cat food, and something like two bags of regular cat food, cat litter bags, garbage bags, berry syrup, milk and mmm.... I think that's about it... don't forget, okay?"

By the time i was done with everything and was heading towards the cashier, I spotted 'Ritter sport mini' and I just had to get it.

"... my brother was just here, he bought the wrong pack of smokes, so I am returning that and getting a pack of dunhills and all these stuff too ... "

what is fun

Fun= confidense in your evolution= the laugh= ease in supremacy
the monkeys laughed when ones hung up; they're OK, safe, evolving
Yet this comment is fun whelst being clearly useless. So then maybe fun is the absense of worry in whatever state. The success in the pursuit of success.
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receipt #6; A Narrative

I'm getting ready for the final duel, my last stand. If i don't make it back....you can have my stuffed animals. I'm not goin to cry

3 TOP TOYS!

Exercise #6 - Mihyung

This is a fiction :-)

Receipt #7



I can't believe I gained 12 pounds since last August. My old jeans doesn't fit, and my arms fit too tight on my T-shirts. I should go on a diet. I really should. It's only about few more months till summer vacation, and I can't go to swimming pools and beaches like this! Ok, let's think. Why did I gain so much weight? Mmm.... maybe it was because I went to McDonalds during my breaktime at school. Or maybe it was because I always bought stacks of cookies and biscuits whenever I went to grocery stores. Or maybe it was because I always ate cup noodles for my dinner. Or... maybe its because of all of those!

If there is a problem with what I'm eating everyday, I must change my diet first to lose weight. I should write a list of foods to buy at the grocery store. Let's see.. I heard I should eat more vegetables and stop eating fast foods. I don't really like salads and uncooked vegetables, so I will start with vegetable soup. I will by salad next week. And then... oh yeah, no sodas. Those are bad for your health too, so I'll change them to milk, juice and tea. I always ate Blue Band Margarine, but I will try a diet margarine this time. I still need some snacks, so maybe a little custard might be Ok... I heard it's also bad if you get too much stress from what you are eating while you are on a diet, because it can cause imtemperance in eating.

Phew, I hope I can get rid of all these fat and finally wear a bikini on the beach this summer. Wait, shouldn't I start going to the gym if I want to lose weight?



.........well maybe I will do that sometime when I'm not busy. I will just finish my pringles and ice cream AND start going on a diet tomorrow :P







Receipt #8



At last, it's Friday. After I finish organizing files, I can go home! My god... I'm so tired. I want to take a bubble bath and sleep until tomorrow noon.
(RRRRRR) Mmm? a phone call from Sunny? "Hello? What? You want to stay at my house tonight? It's Ok for me as long as you bring some food and a DVD so we can stay up all night watching movies. It's Friday and I need some break. Mmm.... Yeah, I'll buy something to drink on my way home. How about some beer and sherry? Ok. I have to go to Dominions to buy a meat-loaf and some gouda cheese for dinner anyway. See you then!"
Some people might say that spending all my time watching DVDs at home and sleeping would b boring and meaningless. But for me, Friday night is when I recharge my energy so I can start working on monday. It's not a big thing, but it gives a huge energy to me.

Receipt # 5; A Narrative

I have needs. I have desires. I have wants. I need satisfaction. I need to be gratified and nothing gratifies me more than CANDY. Some call it satisfying a sweet tooth but i call it masterbating. I treid men, and i tried women. I even experimented with a robot once. Nothing seemed to work for me. I came (pardon the pun) to the realization that it was sugar that tickled my fancy. This self realization came when i purchased my first chocalate bar after a 3 year boycott of the stuff and now and i do is stuff....mt face that is. I peeled the wrapper off in an normal fashion and then i felt a slight breeze of uphoria. That's when shit got crazy, really crazy, really fast. I'm talking multiples. MULTIPLES. I topped it of with one and half litres of apple juice and then i busted wide open. Love at first taste.

(and excert from the "Diary of Mrs. Sugarbottom")
by adam braun
2275402

Toy Concepts

Well I can only think of possibly 5 ideas for toys for now.
1) Is a Virtual reality sunglasses or glasses, that captures the surrounding images of ones' environment and peopel and turns objects and peoples heads into balloons to throw darts at, fun stress reliever for the every situations.
2) It's basically a mini slingshot platform that latches onto paper airplanes and launches them, great for indoor and outdoor fun, and the launcher is compact. It can be carried around anywhere, and never have the worries of losing the airplane because its paper and a new one can be made anytime.
3) Is a 8.5x11 size box that has squirt containers around the edges to squirt paint onto the paper then you can launch a little ball that absorbs some to make colorful art thats always original.
4) The maze cube is pretty self explainatory, it's a cube that has a maze and you move it around the metal ball from start to finish but it has some "potholes" that make it more challenging to get to the finish.
5) It's the egg people tiny cute adorable collectable eggs thats customizble and anything can be added on them to make them your own. Literally thousands of ways to create different egg people.

The Narrative

Receipt 5

Okay so I hate shopping. I hate making so many decisions all at once. Quality, quantity, price, value, brand and taste. I keep telling myself to make a grocery list, it never seems to happen, Most of the time my buying strategy is to grab the sale flyer and stick to buying whatever is on discount.

I need to change that. I always end up purchasing things that just don’t really make much sense. Like for example, look at my newest grocery purchases. I guess all that was on sale that week was candy, some how I missed that, I ended up coming home with no real substance just teeth rooting fat storing sweets. Who was I? A kid that was given $80 to spend at the candy store? I really need to make a grocery list.



Receipt 6

I found this jacket last week, in the lost and found. I couldn’t resist, me on my student budget and really desperate for new winter clothing I just wouldn’t let this opportunity pass me by. The guilt of taking something that isn’t mine wasn’t much of a deterrent. I figured that if some was so irresponsible to abandon such a beautiful jacket then surely it deserved to be in better hands. Maybe this was fate.

Now the problem with taking something from the lost and found is that you may get caught. How embarrassing would it be to have remove your newly found piece of clothing in front of your classmates when someone realizes that what your wearing is actually theirs. I want to avoid such moments.

I was telling a friend of mine about my scenario and he seemed to have the perfect solution. Die it black. He convinced me that if you fry up two onions and diced leek extract the sauce mix with 4 cans of coke add a bottle of fink beer you get yourself a really powerful die.

So last week I tried his method and to my success I have a completely new jacket that I feel very comfortable wearing, knowing now that my no one will ever be able to discover its secret origin that is if no one who reads this is missing their jacket.

1) Universal toy remote. People lose the remotes to there various rc cars and planes etc. so this would be universal and fit any toy that needed to move. It would also take double A batteries because they are cheapest and easiest to find around the house.

2)A wobbly ball. This ball would have various size bumps that would change the direction of all the kicks etc. and it would make for better soccer players and have a general better grasp on foot eye coordination.

3) Stickhandling Improver. A long zigzagging peice of metal with slots underneath so a puck or ball could pass through, as the kid learns how to skickhandle well, and with their head up, preventing many concussions in the future.

4) Fort tape. An adhesive that is couch, pillow, blanket and wall safe that will allow for amazing forts to be built. These forts could withstand most remote and shoe attacks, along with providing safety from any unwated siblings.

5) LED sports equipment. A line of products from jerseys and pinnies to pucks and soccer balls, that are the same weight and have the same bounce and strength properties as normal equipment, but with the aid of LED for dusk and nitetime use.

6) Drum hero. Yea so what if there is a guitar hero? im capatilizing on a good idea and making my own profit off of it, kids like to bang on drums, this is a safe alternative to house shaking real drums.

7) Self propelling flip teacher. On the trampoline, it will teach you a safe way to do all your favorite spins and flips without breaking your back and neck. Does not need people to help on the sides, simply has counter weight and an adjustable stand for taller/shorter.

8) Kid safe video recorder. Kids can express a talent in video as young as 6 with this unbreakable simple record stop zoom video camera. Comes with kid friendly software to make movies and is usb plug and play. runs on a rechargable battery.

9) TrampSk8™ The craze that kids have been doing since both were created. Soon to follow is the tramp bik3. Its a skateboard with soft edged, with snowboard bindings. Wakeboard rope also available.

10) All possible combinations of tv to game console and vice versa. Every parent knows what a pain in the ass figuring out some of the systems are, so this takes the guessing out of it.

Final Toy Concept

developed toy concept #3

developed toy concept#2

Developed Toy Concept#1

Ten Toys

Okay... Late,
but none the
less finished.